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Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Best Menopause Question Ever

Best Menopause Question Ever
Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb?

Woman's Answer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%!* light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER
THE FREAKING LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR CARRIES
OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS PLACE! AND
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET PAPER ROLL !!

I'm sorry. What was the question?

6 comments:

Myckyee said...

Very cute! I also like the quote at the top of the page...I can really relate to that one.

bermudaonion said...

I just read that to my husband and we're both laughing - I think to keep from crying. You need to go see Menopause the Musical - it's hilarious.

Meghan said...

That is so funny! Thanks so much for linking on LT, I'm going to send this to my fiance as a preview of what's to come in 20-30 years. ;)

- Medieval Bookworm

caite said...

cute...very cute...very true...

Haralee said...

This is true, is it funny? Funny to whom?
I think I lost my book mark with all the excitement about some funny joke!

Luanne said...

Ha - I loved it! thanks for the laugh!